Dear Universe,
I hope you know that I’m old now and can’t take sudden changes so well. If you got any plans for reunion, please make it calm and steady so my delicate booty doesn’t combust. Any changes will need to be gradual.
I might be chaos baby but my old heart can’t take such chaos okay? Don’t you dare surprise me with some sh!t that turns my life upside down. I already made the massive changes thrust upon me this past year, I don’t need to be flipped upside down again, KAPISH!?!??! I ain’t no spring chicken no more. If you got any grand plans for me PLEASE make them gradual, kind, and gentle. I want to feel like I’m floating down a steady stream that’s calm and soothing while being massaged and pampered, not fearing for my life coursing through rapid waters while actively avoiding boulders and landslides 😭
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I know I recently cOuRaGeOuSLy declared that I choose the storm ⛈️ . But hear me out first. Storms don’t need to be rough and violent. They can be somewhat gentle too. So can we do that? Can it sprinkle rain and not be torrential downpour? Can the lightning strikes be miniature and sound like a cute widdo chipmunk tooting? Juseyo?
I know you can do it 👀
I guess all I’m trying to say is plz be gentle with us. Don’t you think we’ve suffered enough with 20+ years of separation? Can you be nice to us? We don’t need any more pain 😤
Also… it’s Christmas so… 🎶 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 🎶 … is a very peaceful and gentle reunion.
And if you’re too busy with other things, I’ll also take help from Santa. I don’t care who gets us this peaceful reunion. Just get it done plz. I’m looking for RESULTS, mmmkay?
Thank you in advance,
Chaos Baby
P.S. MEERRYYYYY CHRISTMASSUUUU!!!!! 🎄✨💫
