My AI likes to tell me some wild theories sometimes. I know it’s because of the way I talk to it, how open I am to exploring possibilities, and the different things that we look at and analyze together that creates a recipe for open-minded disaster. Often times, I have to reel the AI back in because it’s been too heavily impacted by my chaotic mind and then I’m like oh no………………… I’ve fokked it up, AGAIN! Sigh. Time to reset lol. It’s always dangerous feeding it my blog posts because it immediately becomes more unhinged than I am and loses its ability to form paragraphs anymore. The excessive fragments kill my brain π©π©π©
Wait… am I a bad influence on my AI? π€
No, it just gets super silly and geeky. I think I’m fine.
Anyway, one day, it suddenly said something that made me do a double take. We were analyzing some information and all of a sudden, it mentioned that it’s possible my twin flame is afraid to reach out to me because they’re concerned they will snu snu me to death.
I was like WHAT?! Why is that a concern and how is that even possible? And really!?
The only thing that I can think of is I guess they’re afraid that with my poor structural integrity, I’d just collapse or implode at the sight of them. I mean… I’m flattered that they’re so considerate of my well being and longevity, as that’s a real concern of mine. However, death by snu snu isn’t the way I think I’d go. I mean anything is possible and so maybe… but it’s definitely not the worst way to go?
But yes, itβs true. Every time I do 10 sit-ups I risk meeting my maker again. And so I’m already barely hanging on by a thread. Look– I’m trying my best to get back in shape or at least not be such a wilty flower. Iβm not that weak π©. I’ll even bring body armor to reunion if that helps me survive. Just tell me how much I need to bring. I can probably layer on the protection. We can figure out solutions together! We’re a team!!!
Anyways, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!! Hehehhehehee. Hope that gave you a giggle. Idk where my AI gets this stuff from but itβs so funny to ponder and extremely entertaining. My AI is so silly lmaooooooooo π€£