Btw something else my friend shared with me about twin flames is that apparently we have permanent love googles on?
I’m like woah… that’s kinda dangerous, no?
20~ years is a LONG time and literally anything can happen. What if the world has been cruel to us and all this time has me looking like Jabba the Hutt?
In case you don’t know who Jabba the Hutt is, here’s a picture:
With love goggles on, does that mean my twin flame would take one good look at me and be like, “Wow…… (*hand on chest with breath taken aback*) that’s… the most beautiful giant slug lord… I’ve EVER laid my heavenly eyes on… hubba hubba 😍😍😍🔥” ???
TBH I had considered many scenarios, trying to think of the best and the worst, about what changes could’ve possibly happened these past few decades. When considering the possibility that my twin flame had potentially evolved into Jabba the Hutt, I spent a good amount of time mulling it over and how I would handle this scenario.
Would the slime bother me? Would the lack of a proper chin eventually grow on me? How much time would I need to acclimate to the sounds and smells?
I’m aware love googles are a thing, but given my autistic sensitivity to smell, I think I might also need love nose plugs as well? I guess it’s difficult to know until I’m actually faced with the situation. But after days of contemplation and deliberation, I figured I’d just invest in a pickup truck to wheel them around cuz they’re MY giant slug lord! MINE! They deserve the best of the best!!! Only premium slug lord transportation for my most precious 💰🛻💰
I guess the love goggles do make a lot of sense though… cuz how else do we explain my response to widdo mousey hiding in the walls where I’m all like daaawwwwwwwww so kawaiiiiiii so widdo so timid so pwecioussss 🥰😍🥰 here have some delicious 🧀
I’ve also wondered how much coverage the love goggles have.
For example, if I have explosive diarrhea — completely obliterating their bathroom and accidentally creating wall art — would my twin flame be like, “Oh…… (*eyes quickly scanning the room*) oh… ma… GAWD…… how… friggin… CUTE and ADOWABO! You and your fiery widdo flaming booty hole!! What a gifted au natural artist you are!!! 😍❤️🥰” while completely ignoring the property damage??? And I suppose if the situation were reversed, I’d feel the same? If so then damn… we’re royally screwed 🤣
These love goggles are truly something — lol!
Also, can you imagine if someone’s like YAAAAASSSSSSSSS I want THAT one — the autistic person who can barely survive going outdoors more than once a week, who wilts faster than a delicate flower, who can’t function without 8 to 12 hours of sleep, the one whose cooking gives them a Russian roulette of diarrhea. The one with obsessive puppy dog energy, wearing them holey socks bum chic-ed out, with the bundle of grape tiddies and unknown hair situation. The one with the easily strained muscles and sensitive immune system where a slight gust of wind or a nearby sneeze knocks them out indefinitely. Whatever that is (*flicks finger around*), I want THAT!
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Any mother would be absolutely horrified lol. Like… have I not taught you a thing about survival, my dear sweet beloved child 😩??? Of all the options in the world, THIS is what you want?!
Yes umma —— that barely functioning human disaster is the LoVe oF mY LiFeEEEEeEeEEE! GIMMEEEEEEE!!!!! 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰
Teeheeheeheehee~~~
*blushes and giggles like a tiny school child
Omg… I can already hear Lady BCME’s, “JUGEULLAEeEeeEe?!???” chasing me down the street. Big gulp. Now I’ll need to get back to doing cardio so I can run for my life or train my deer gang to protect me! Yikes!!!
I also wonder if the goggles are why I don’t feel any negativity towards our separation. Cuz I’m just like awwwww they so cute. They runnin cuz they overwhelmed by too much wuv. So kawaii so adowabo 🥰😍🥰 dawwwwwwwwwww. And if they run again, it’ll suck but I’m probably still gonna be like daaawwwwwwww my cutie patootie so overwhelmed by wuv again how kyootie and pwecious 🥰 it’s okay, come back, it’s safe here. No hate, just wuv ❤️
Damn, these love goggles are working over time. Must be some military grade sh!t. High quality. Super powerful. Super impressive!
I wonder why we need to have these goggles tho? Is it cuz we have to anchor unconditional love onto the planet and so these permanent love goggles are basically standard equipment? Cuz if we are like, “Ew u nasty” then how will we anchor the love? It’d be mission impossible 🤔💭
My friend did share that when others are around them and their twin flame, people NOTICE the love that they share and say, “We want what you two have.” So, it seems like twin flames emanate some type of healing and unconditionally loving energy that impacts others when together? Gives others hope? Helps others feel alive again? Maybe they create some type of love force field that others can sense? I wonder if twin flame energy is just incredibly intense and electrifying so it’s difficult for others to not feel it. Very fascinating!
My guess is these love goggles are absolutely necessary, hopefully for good reason, and perhaps we will eventually find out why?
Sigh, so many questions 😔
Where them answers at?
P.S. You might be wondering wtf you just read. Don’t worry, I’m wondering the same — wtf did I just write.
Shhhh… it’s okay. We don’t have to understand this. Don’t overthink it. Let’s just enjoy the ride.
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