Dear Universe,
Hai. It’s been awhile. Did you miss me?
Just wanted to check in — did you finish sending over the beautiful photos of my exquisite grape body and joocy booty? We gotta really sell it fast cuz I suddenly looked in the mirror the other day and noticed that I lost a lot of booty mass after I got sick. Now I gotta go back to doing daily squats to plump it back up but that’s gonna take some time. I hope your photoshopped visions have been delivered already so they don’t see my sickly deflated booty 😔. But if not, do me a favor and pump it up a bit plz. I don’t need a Kim K booty. Just something not pancake-like will be fine. Thx.
Also, what gives? Why did you go thru my friend’s dream to deliver messages to me? I thought you were supposed to be sending messages from me to the OTHER side to request for their help!? I think maybe some wires might’ve gotten crossed?? How confusing. I already am aware of what’s going on. I am practicing patience and trust like my hair is on fire. I don’t think I need any more reminders. Everyone on this side is on 1000% board for reunion and eagerly awaiting it. Maybe send some encouraging vibes to all of us instead??? I have faith you’ll fix it. Just wanted to point it out in case you weren’t aware there potentially has been a mix up.
Also, I don’t know why, but I just feel this unshakeable trust in my gut that whatever’s happening is supposed to be happening. The wait, the patience, etc. I also trust that I’ve experienced and learned enough to be able to get through whatever happens next. So, thank you for providing that faith. It’s nice to have during these uncertain times.
One more thing, I hope you’re not sending my twin flame live streams of me in my natural habitat. I can’t have them knowing how I look randomly dancing in the kitchen like an idiot. I can’t have them watching me bed/couch marinate all day in my holey socks. It’s boring. I can’t have them seeing me roll over in bed while asleep and randomly tooting. I can’t control that. It’s involuntary. I also can’t have them hearing the crazy caveman grunts from the bathroom when stuff doesn’t want to come out. That’s just TMI and will make me look bad, ya’kno??? Please absolutely do NOT send over any videos of me choking on my own saliva from making myself laugh too hard either, that’s soooooooo embarrassing! Show some discernment ok??? You know how to make me look good. Just do it.
I swear you better make sure only the best get through okay? Don’t F things up or we’ll have trouble. I got a metal bat in the 5d and I ain’t afraid to use it 😤
Your eager beaver chaos baby,
Vita
P.S. Please hurry with whatever you’re doing and make sure the wires are targeting correctly. And ONLY send the best of the best real life reels of me! Don’t embarrass me!!! 😤😤😤
P.P.S. I’ve been self-reflecting a lot lately and just a bit horrified with how much flew over my head in the past when I was younger. Idk if it’s the autism where I take things literally and can’t understand subtext or what, but like if someone says something to me, I will just be like okay and take it at face value without wondering what else it could mean. After fixing my timeline, putting my memories back into their proper order, and looking into some of the stuff that was mentioned, I realized I was given a ton of hints and completely missed them all because I was already googoogaga gone lol. Like yes… tell me more 😍 don’t stop talking 😍 I just want to bask in this forever 🥰
Sigh 😔
Anyway, I saw this while scrolling thru Insta and laughed out loud because it’s so me:
P.P.P.S. WTF is this and why are their booty-s joocy-er than mine 😫😫😫 (yoooo why these reels keep disappearing 😤)