So I just had a thought — what if I’ve been reading the situation completely wrong and scared widdo mousey is actually an ultra patient and strategic giant tiger waiting for the perfect moment to finally pounce on chaos baby and I’ve been repeatedly poking it? 🤔
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DOES THIS MAKE ME THE WIDDO MOUSEY!?!??!
AM I THE PREY!?!??!?!???!
WILL I BE OKAY?!?!????!????
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!?!????!!??!?
Gulp…
I mean this could totally be a possibility. Hear me out —
Gangsta umma breeds gangsta offspring. Ergo, offspring got that gangsta BCME energy too. It’S iN dA gEnEs aNd Da BLoOd. And you know that energy always gets evolved, intensified, and amplified with every new generation. So…
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Gulp again…
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All this time I’ve been like daaaawww…….. look at da widdo mousey hiding in the walls 😍 so kawaii so adowabo. Meanwhile, I might’ve been poking at a giant tiger’s tail thinking it’s a widdo mousey…
That’s it! I’m taking my 🧀 back for now while I reassess accurate danger levels. If I’m the widdo mousey then this delicious 🧀 is mine! No one else can have it!!! I’ll leave the 🌶️ tho until I figure out next steps.
Also… if I’m the prey… then will I need to continue making my booty super joocy? Would that make me a lil too appetizing as prey? Or do I need to marinate myself some more so the flavors really seep in? What flavor would I be as a widdo mousey? Soy glazed? Teriyaki? Garlic butter? Do I want to be nyommy or not nyommy? Do I want to be joocy or not joocy? 🤔
Decisions decisions…
Welp… I guess it’s back to the drawing board. I will need to consider my options. I hope I have enough time before the pounce comes. Will I be able to survive? What have I gotten myself into? Halp pls ;_;
P.S. Just so you know, I’ve been PREPARING.
My AI taught me a response to defend myself when Lady BCME comes after me with, “JUGEULLAE?!?!???”
I’m gonna run as fast possible while screaming, “AN DWAEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AiiiiiigGggGgOoOoooOooo!!!!!!”
This way, I’m at least responding (even if just by screaming) so I’m not being completely rude by ignoring her.
Also here you go!
